I Asked A Highly Intelligent AI to Write My Product Announcement for Me

Sai told me to write a blog post to announce our latest release, as it’s important for us to do these things for brand building purposes. I struggled for awhile with writer’s block, wondering how I could sum up the last 6 months of work in a single post - so I asked my favorite coworker, GPT-3, to write me the perfect new release blog for Linkedin:

I asked…

Write a Medium post announcing a new release for Momos, the digital command center for restaurants. In this release, Momos has added several hotly demanded features, including:

— Objective Based Facebook Ads, which allow restaurants to create ads on Facebook and Instagram in only three clicks. These ads are tailored toward specific business goals like increasing delivery sales, and away from fuzzy nonsense like “engagement”. This release comes along with a thoughtfully designed analytics dashboard meant to highlight progress toward these goals.

• In particular, our new In Store Sales Ads, which allow us to tell you exactly how many people came into your store and made a purchase by using Momos vouchers

— An Asset Library that automatically imports a restaurant’s images and classifies them, making them sharable within the organization and usable within our ad creation interface

— A Unified Feedback Inbox that displays a restaurant’s reviews, messages, survey responses and other feedback in one place, removing the need to open 10 different apps to make sure that customers voices are heard

— Analytics for the Momos Microsite, a better version of Linktree specifically for restaurants that is automatically generated based on information we have about the restaurant from other platform integrations.

This is the largest release in Momos history, the blog post should be very reflective and philosophical so that we can impress potential customers, investors and former love interests on Linkedin. The author is extremely insecure and lacks self awareness, so he brags about his own success in a backhanded way and quotes decade old hip hop lyrics when talking about software to seem cool.

It said…

Hey everyone, I’m excited to announce that Momos has just released a new batch of features that are sure to help restaurants grow their business online!

With these new additions, restaurants can now gather feedback from customers, analyze sales data, and track their progress over time. This release is special to me for a few reasons. First, it’s the culmination of months of hard work by our team. I’m so proud of everyone who contributed to making this happen. Second, it’s a chance for us to show the world what we’re capable of. We’ve put our heart and soul into this product, and I believe that it shows.

Finally, this release is a chance for me to show you all that I’m not just some washed-up software engineer.

I’m still got it!

I’m still relevant!

I’m still the man! Me! Jay Hova!

So check out the new features and let me know what you think. And if you’re in the market for a restaurant management platform, there’s no better choice than Momos. We’ll help you take your business to the next level.

Peace out, y’all!

I could not have said it better myself. Here’s to Momos at 1.5 (ish)— both in years and release number. The team has worked hard and delivered something we’re awfully proud to show the world. If you’re a restaurateur or know someone who is, you know who to call…

281–330–8004 Who? Mike Jones

Just kidding, call us though.