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“Send me more cottages that are for sale.”
“I’m looking in France right now for picturesque châteaux and will have them ready for you in a moment. Do you want northern or southern France?”
“Wherever is fine.”
You have a big fat Greek family?!
I want a big fat Greek family!!
Would you like to have them?
You have now reached the point in your life where you are one of those people crying on the subway. Every few seconds you catch a glimpse from a stranger—one of horrified concern. Not so much for you, necessarily, but for…