My FAVORITE Kind Of Mormon Is A “Mormon Lite”
My FAVORITE kind of Mormon is a “Mormon Lite”
That’s what my friend Sam likes to call ’em 😁
What’s a Mormon Lite, you ask?
Well, it’s basically just like a regular Mormon
Except, they’ll have a beer or two with you every once in awhile 😉
Now, what I just said
MAY cause some Mormons reading this post to GASP! 😮
…and think to themselves…
“But we can’t HAVE beer…
Or do sex in any position other than missionary” 😄
But, I’m pretty sure when Jesus died for ALL your sins
He didn’t leave ANY out 😉
So, if right now, you’re just a regular ‘ole Mormon…
THAT’S cool…if THAT’S what works for YOU
But, maybe try lightnin’ up a little bit, havin’ a beer, and doin’ something FUN
Because you only live ONCE 🙂
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They’ll more than likely tell you…
It’s “against their religion” 🙄
Because we do things a little different inside of ELITE
What can we say? 🤷
We’re Mormon “LITE” 😉😁
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