The REAL 5th ELEMENT
If you grew up in the 90s
Watching Captain Planet
Even as a kid
You KNEW
That “heart” was NOT a fucking ELEMENT
Which is why I REPLACED it in this post
With the REAL 5th element
They should’ve never gave Mowgli a ring
Because I can only remember ONE episode
Where he used his “heart powers”
To convince a tiger not to EAT them
But that’s some BULLSHIT
Because I’ve BEEN to Africa
And those motherfuckers
Been talking to tigers for centuries
And you don’t need a RING for that! 😄
(I’m just kidding…I’ve never been to Africa. But it makes this post sound WAY cooler. 😛)
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