What the ???? I have a better idea for an article, Medium: “How to write a good headline and then watch an article fall apart.” Really. What the hell happened here? Was this person stoned when they wrote this? Better yet, was staff stoned when they thought they’d publish it? Here’s a tip: use outlandish sarcasm ONCE in an article. Make your point and then get back to, um, relating to your audience. Because no, I’ve never dated someone who proposed building a yurt on Kilmanjaro but instead moved next door where we blasted gregorian chants at each other. No. These things never happen and I don’t know anyone who has dated this “one” person. Please.