please confirm how soon with your bird scientist friend! they can’t go extinct fast enough for me. i’m a conservationist and all but the fucking things are way too annoying to stick around. they shit on everything and they make the most awful noise. we got these things called grackles around where i live and they scream bloody murder all night long. as much as i detest guns i sometimes wish i had a machine gun to blow them all out of the skies and the trees.