You are in the room of web apps.
> make web app
Are you making a game? Consider using Unity or GameMaker or similar softwares that export for the web
> make web app
Have you considered making a desktop program with web technologies? You can use NW.js or Electron, for instance
> make web app
Some languages appear. You see Javascript, Coffescript, Typescript, Clojurescript, Dart, asm.js. Type “more” if you want the list of all the 127 available languages
> get javascript
A couple of languages appear: ES5 and ES6
> get ES6
You are in the room of transpilers. You see Babel, Traceur or you can hope that the browser already supports the features that you’ll use. Type “more” for a list of transpilers and read the book “Transpiler Tools aka Necronomicon”
> get Babel
You arrive in the corridor of Tasks. You see a Grunt in a corner, a Gulp in the other. A Babelify attacks you, Webpacks gather all around. In a nearby room you hear Browserify screaming and fighting with Require.js. In your inventory you have “transpile on save”.
> run away
A Yeoman glows in an alcove nearby. In your hand you have npm but your project.json is broken. On the floor you also see Gruntfile, .jshintrc, .babelrc and tsconfig.json. You hear a Broccoli and a Jasmine howling in the distance.
> fuck with it
You can’t “fuck with it” because seven rooms ago you chose “npm install node-jsx” and it is not currently compatible with your configuration of “fuck with it”
> quit.
I’m a web developer and I’ve been stuck with the simplest app for the last 10 days
pistacchio
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Сначала гомерически ржал, но потом чё-та приуныл… Охохонюшки…