You are in the room of web apps. > make web app Are you making a game? Consider using Unity or GameMaker or similar softwares that export for the web > make web app Have you considered making a desktop program with web technologies? You can use NW.js or Electron, for instance > make web app Some languages appear. You see Javascript, Coffescript, Typescript, Clojurescript, Dart, asm.js. Type “more” if you want the list of all the 127 available languages > get javascript A couple of languages appear: ES5 and ES6 > get ES6 You are in the room of transpilers. You see Babel, Traceur or you can hope that the browser already supports the features that you’ll use. Type “more” for a list of transpilers and read the book “Transpiler Tools aka Necronomicon” > get Babel You arrive in the corridor of Tasks. You see a Grunt in a corner, a Gulp in the other. A Babelify attacks you, Webpacks gather all around. In a nearby room you hear Browserify screaming and fighting with Require.js. In your inventory you have “transpile on save”. > run away A Yeoman glows in an alcove nearby. In your hand you have npm but your project.json is broken. On the floor you also see Gruntfile, .jshintrc, .babelrc and tsconfig.json. You hear a Broccoli and a Jasmine howling in the distance. > fuck with it You can’t “fuck with it” because seven rooms ago you chose “npm install node-jsx” and it is not currently compatible with your configuration of “fuck with it” > quit.
I’m a web developer and I’ve been stuck with the simplest app for the last 10 days
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Сначала гомерически ржал, но потом чё-та приуныл… Охохонюшки…