Truth to Teach 1.Truth is the nurse had to test four times. She thought on your first day you couldn’t hear. But the everything you hear now is down the…Jul 4, 2017Jul 4, 2017
Brown Paper Packages Filled Up With BooksI have always loved to send surprise care packages to loved ones, but is it weird to send a care package containing children’s books you…May 30, 2017May 30, 2017
Hi, I’m Murray And The Word On The Street Is “Impeach”.I’m sure you’ve already heard that the White House has invited Sesame Street to participate in the Easter Egg roll this weekend. What I —…Apr 14, 2017A response icon1Apr 14, 2017A response icon1
This Is Just a Series of Sayings That Are Not About PlumsThis is just to say:Mar 22, 2017A response icon1Mar 22, 2017A response icon1
’Twas the Morning of Second‘Twas the morning of Second when all through the house A mother was weepy and so was her spouse. The lunchbox was tucked in the backpack…Sep 1, 2016Sep 1, 2016
Would You Like to Adopt a Book?Oh, please please choose me. I’ve been waiting such a long time for someone someone exactly like you to come along.Aug 29, 2016Aug 29, 2016
Hail to the BreadsticksInspired by Aziz Ansari and Alan Yang’s new Netflix show Master of None, I re-lyricked the Washington, D.C. football team’s fight song.Nov 7, 2015A response icon2Nov 7, 2015A response icon2
A More Honest List of Roommate RequirementsWe’re terraforming a secluded planet on the most exclusive edges of the solar system and we are inviting only very best of Silicon Valley…May 14, 2015May 14, 2015