Greg Gueldner

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The Fine Art of Bullshit

Killed by Google

Greg Gueldner5 min read

Return of the Writing Prompt

What has been the longest minute of your life?

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Thanks for the kisses

Thanks for the froggy legs

Greg Gueldner1 min read

Squatuary Is Just Plain Wrong

I consider my self open-minded. Willing to try new things. Not stuck in my ways.

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D2: The Mighty Ducks

What it is, it’s a loafer. And we’ll call it the Air-Bombay Loafer; “For kids who want to coach!” — Gordon Bombay

Tony Xypteras3 min read

The Cave in the Clouds and the Unlikely Souvenir Shop

There’s nothing like a steady, incontinent drizzle to piss on your expectations of a place. That, and several coachloads of tourists.

Vanessa Able9 min read

Let The Kansas City Royals Hating Begin!

Sure, the Royals went and made the World Series for the first time in — what, 29 years? — but that doesn’t mean we can’t tear them down.

DJ Gallo5 min read