VAN HELSING ENTRÉE

How money buys fascism, Dictators rise from nowhere to being enthroned and Autocracy supersedes Democracy as the seemingly untoppleable totalitarianism. The silver bullet for these werewolves and their Vampyric puppet-head?

Get into the inner crypt, drive a stake clean through the shriveled organ sitting in the Heart’s cavity. Cleanly sever the head from the body, stuffing fresh, pungent garlic in through the mouth orafice until entire head is filled to capacity with garlic. Next, with a pre-prepared syringe, inject pure colloidal silver directly into/through each eyeball, so the needle reaches the back of the optic nerves, dispensing the colloidal silver into each brain hemisphere. Douse the decapitated body and head in Holy water, and then cover it in garlic oil.

Burn in a secluded location at Sunrise in daylight, and serve flaming hot as Hell.