Top words from the Urban Dictionary
One random evening, Pranay Kotasthane and I were conversing about UrbanDictionary.com, and picked up this habit of hitting it regularly. Funtastic words and phrases have been added, and here are my top ten picks.
- Trumperbate: The act of delusionally self-rewarding oneself for the occurrance of a terrible event by publicly masturbating while simultaneously spamming Twitter.
- Asshole Chair: The chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. The hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.
- Behaving British: The act of doing something you know you’ll regret immediately after.
- Delete your account: Implies something just tweeted was so foolish, moronic, and pointless the person who wrote it should just close their account and walk away in shame.The ultimate RT Twitter insult.
- Turkey tap: When someone (usually male) taps another male on the nutsack firmly enough to elicit a short burst of testicular pain.
- Bad Plug: When you thought you were charging your phone but you actually weren’t.
- Desk staging: The practice of covering your desk with papers, completed work, and other important-looking papers to give the appearance that you are really busy when really you’re surfing the net, watching YouTube vids and doing other non-work things.
- Lie-Fi: When your phone or tablet indicates that you are connected to a wireless network, however you are still unable to load webpages or use any internet services with your device
- Girlfriend tax: The amount of fries taken by your female significant other, after you’ve already asked her if she was hungry but she insisted she didn’t want anything.
- Adulting: To do grown up things and hold responsibilities such as, a 9–5 job, a mortgage/rent, a car payment, or anything else that makes one think of grown ups.