And you should. The thing about food blogging is that success kills the buzz. Nobody wants to read a lot about someone who knows more about food and eats better than they do. I watched the first season of Anthony Bourdain’s show and really enjoyed it. After that I was annoyed by him because I was sick of watching someone whose life was demonstrably better than my own. Guy Fieri makes me mental.

I know next to nothing about food. I cook, but I cook dinner most nights, so my signature dish is meatloaf. I’m not above serving grilled chicken breasts twice a week for 18 months. I have almost no sense of smell. I can’t taste anything, and the only spice I truly love is salt.

You should food blog just to offset my culinary malfeasance.