GutbloomBlockedUnblockFollowFollowingTribune of Medium. Mayor Emeritus of LiveJournal. Third Pharaoh of the Elusive Order of St. John the Dwarf. I am to Medium what bratwurst is to food.Jul 12, 2015I Cannot Deny It: Bjorn Is Inside MeMichele Connolly31Humans can kind of hibernate. Rural people used to. Here is an article about it from the New York Times.This post was funny and fun to read. I can’t find much funny on Medium.