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I enjoy titles. It’s too bad they didn’t make the “top writer” title like a taxi cab medallion or liquor license. If you could sell it, you might care about it more. I’d be buying.

I’m glad “it’s official.” I’m not sure if it means we are online “friends” or not. If we are “friends”, would you mind watching my dog on Thursday? I can drop her off at your house at about 7:00 AM. Would that work?

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