Quiz: Yoko Ono or Your Friend Who Went On A Retreat Once?
Amanda Rosenberg
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I went outside after I read this and asked the largest oak tree in my yard, “Do you know Yoko Ono’s secret?” It started laughing.

“I take that as a ‘yes’,” I said.

“I wish I could tell you,” the oak tree said, “You’ve been good to me, but trees don’t tell. It’s a secret, right?”

Next time I ask I’m going to be holding a chain saw.

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