Apparently, the entire church went around daily in a single Honda Accord!
The Book of Gutbloom
Mac McCarty

It makes intuitive sense, doesn’t it? I mean, they’re not going to ride around in a Ford Fairlane or a Toyota Tacoma, obviously.

It’s like the discussion of “what position would Jesus play in baseball?” I believe he would have been a shortstop who hit for power. He was a carpenter’s son, right? He would have been good with the bat. I had a friend who insisted that Jesus would have been a catcher, calling the game and throwing out sinners at second.

Next time I see that friend I’m going to bring up how the Apostles would get to the ballfield. Then I’ll uncork your Acts 2:46 reference. It’s going to kill.

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