lauded by the pinched and pasty royals
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Kate Middleton and Baby George are not pinched!

Pasty… well, what can I say? You know why royals don’t get skin cancer? Because they DON’T GO OUT IN THE SUN (and if they do they wear hats).

One more thing: The “RF” logo on the hat is atrocious. When I become a brand, you can bet I’ll have a better logo than that. Maybe I’ll change my initials to “RF” just to show him how much better at branding I am.

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