Outstanding introduction. Let’s see here: you get 5 points for the name, 10 points for the profile blurb, and we’ll credit you 30 points for your previous blogging experience… which… let me cipher this… no need to carry… *licks tip of pencil and holds forefinger on paper to line up the addition problem*… I think that makes you, 45 points… an “experienced sideliner”. We use the same categories as beekeepers.

We expect great things from you, Mx. Fix. Great things. We’ve been waiting for you for a long time.