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The is not an average sentence. You are screwing up the curve, J.S. Don’t worry, I have a pocketful of ham fisted metaphors stitched together with comma splices that will bring us back to earth so that your eloquence doesn’t undermine the point you’re making. I don’t mind helping out. I’m the bodhisattva of blogging.

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