If I Were Queen Of The World
Michele Connolly
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This is quality funny. Why has nobody recommended this post? Am I the only one who sees your genius? Maybe you have transgressed against the humor gods. What have you done? Was part of the punishment that only a tired old man would appreciate your efforts? Are the gods mocking you by making me your only fan?

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