GutbloomBlockedUnblockFollowFollowingTribune of Medium. Mayor Emeritus of LiveJournal. Third Pharaoh of the Elusive Order of St. John the Dwarf. I am to Medium what bratwurst is to food.Aug 5, 2016This story is unavailable.Two reasons:Cleaner than the municipal poolsLess chance of “whirpool”. For those of you who have forgotten; whirlpool ain’t cool. Don’t dis your sis.