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Vikram, I would not be on Medium if it was not for you. You are the stick that stirs the drink. I would be more effusive in my praise, but it will make me sound like Thomas Barton, JD and I AM NOT THOMAS BARTON, JD. Did you know that he deleted his account? A mystery. I think I was close to outing him. I was going to announce my conclusions in the parlor while we were having brandy and cigars after Christmas dinner. I’ll give you a hint. My short list included Appropos and Alex Beckett. If I end up disappearing, you’ll know I was close.