Why I’m Here
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Welcome to Medium. Everyone else will tell you that I can’t officially welcome you, because I just got here myself, but I’ll tell you a little secret; I’m already running this joint. I’m the Tribune of Medium. Do you know what a Tribune is? No? Neither do I.

Anyway, people are generally nice around here. They don’t curse a lot (I’m not sure why), but, still, I wouldn’t lend anyone money… and if they ask you if you want to buy a ticket to the Friday night movie in the canteen, just know that the movie is free. Oh, yes, don’t drink the coffee on Wednesday nights.

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