You are a good egg, Mary, to suffer through that. I am awarding you 10o Mildew Bucks for wrasling Airtable in search of tepid dreck. You must be good at picking meat out of the teeny tiny legs of the lobster.

I will have our Panamanian bankers credit your account. Mildew Bucks (MBs) are only redeemable at the “prize booth” in the Canteen at the Mill. Next time you are here you can cash them in. Just so you aren’t disappointed, 100 MBs can get you:

1 pixie stick & 5 mary janes

A single disposable razor

1/2 a xanax (these are subsidized)

A pen that says “TD Banknorth” on it

An “antique” issue of National Geographic