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Gutbloom
Tribune of Medium. Mayor Emeritus of LiveJournal. Third Pharaoh of the Elusive Order of St. John the Dwarf. I am to Medium what bratwurst is to food.
The Fire Safe Argument
Courtney MacDonald
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You don’t want a fire safe. You want a safety deposit box at your local bank. Safety deposit boxes are sexy as hell.

When you die, your relatives will find the key and go to open it with excitement. I have three photos of women I don’t know in mine. I think you should fill it with the insurance policies and Magic the Gathering cards, but that’s just me.

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    Gutbloom

    Tribune of Medium. Mayor Emeritus of LiveJournal. Third Pharaoh of the Elusive Order of St. John the Dwarf. I am to Medium what bratwurst is to food.