Australian political circus

guy
guy
Jul 25, 2017 · 1 min read

Ministry For Revenue
Sordidum Dolos
Nigeria

Prime Minister,
Parliament of Australia,

Dear Mr Turnbull,

I am Prince Bovinextreta of Nigeria, also the Minister For Revenue. I wish
to suggest an arrangement of mutual benefit.

My colleague the Minister Of Interior, Prince Equinextreta, can grant
citizenship to foreign nationals, for an appropriate fee. At a time of your
choosing, perhaps just before your next election, we would be happy to
grant Nigerian Citizenship to Tony Abbott and/or Bill Shorten.

We feel there is no urgency in notifying them of this privilege. You will be
provided with proof of their citizenship, and can delight them with this
surprise at a time convenient to yourself.

Please be informed, our Citizens Without Consent program offers bulk
discounts, if you should wish to honour further of your countrymen.

Yours sincerely,
Prince Bovinextreta.

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