A Note from Juicero’s New CEO

Late capitalism at its finest.

You got hundreds of millions of dollars for funding and you created a product for other Silicon Valley wankers to jerk off to. Juicing removes almost all nutritional value from vegetables and fruits, by the way.

You market your product as organic yet you’re creating all this waste, not only from the pulp but from every plastic container.

Fuck off.

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