My spelling will stay the same as it is, if it is understood ok if not it’s still ok. They are mostly random thoughts and one can not remember why I had such thoughts? A joker in every pack! What if they were know joker in every pack? Or even…

Disgusting Augustus He loved disgusting custard All he ever discussed Were about custard Until one day Someone put Mustard in his custard How disgusting Is mustered custard, 16/03/2023 © copyright protected Habib Rehman

Don’t Walk on Railway Tracks: His head went crack On the railway track And he was to never Walk on the railway tracks again They found him dead With a crack in his head on the railway He slipped and fell crack On the railway track He was dead on the track Good job the train stopped In his tracks Or he would have been Squashed meat They found him In the heat Good job the rats Never found him to eat

In my world You can see flowers falling Down from the sky’s Just like rain You can see Corn flakes falling Down just like snow They melt in your mouth Just like chocolate does In my world You can climb A rainbow sliding down You will find that Pot of gold But there’s know shops To spend it on In my world You can see hamsters Eating ham In Hamster-dam You can drive a car That rolls out paint On a giant roller

Miss Growford Driving my ford With miss Growford Aboard She wasn’t bored How can she be Bored with me She were sat On my knee She needed a wee So we had to stop To go to the lavatory I got a fright When miss Growford Went to the Gents I were scared I drove off all by my self And I never so miss Growford again Now I drive my ford All by my self 13/02/2023 © copyright protected Habib Rehman It’s all made up sorry if anyone is called by that name .

I can hear the radio Going off in my head I’m still in my bed I wake up and see Am at home Not at work They keep on calling me But I’m not at work I lay down try to sleep They won’t let me sleep They keep calling…

If you spit feathers Does that mean You ate bird cake ? – — Is there a born nose? If we have a bornmouth? Can’t spell Bournemouth Well it sounds like bone mouth 11/03/2023 © copyright protected Habib Rehman

The Goat and Bull: The Goat and Bull were friends, a Grow were sitting on each of there heads. They were old friends, the Grows were getting fatter and lazier, so they got a free ride on the back of the Bulls and Goats. The Goats would move fast and the Grows could hold on or fly off. The Bulls were walking slow so they stayed on longer. Bulls could only wave their tails, to get them off. If they had enough. Sometimes they stay longer and sometimes fly away. I could hear the Grows laughing and chucking away. They didn’t feel like flapping their wings. They will do that everyday, until they all die one by one! I can hear, the Grows laughing chuggling away, they don’t want to be flapping their wings away. They are a lazy lot and fat. Something I so and will never forget, the joys of the natural order.

If you see red You must be dead Like a shot in the head I didn’t know I were dead Just cos I were in debt I killed my self And now I’m dead I’m a lost soul Paying the toll For my suicide Never knew It would have been…