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(details of this look + discount codes to save even more are at the bottom)

It happen. I turned 29. The HORROR. The night before my birthday I didn’t get that much sleep at all. I kept tossing and turning, and nightmaring about old age-ness. My frenemy Mr. Anxiety (of course it’s a man) kept crawling into my mind making me fret about neck creams, wrinkles, soon to be grey hairs, and even spider leg veins. Go ahead and feel free make fun of me. I am ridiculous!! But, everything seems so much more dramatic in the middle of the night when you are half asleep.

When I woke, to my shock and surprise I looked in the mirror and-I didn’t age 40 years over night! PHEW.

I swear I was just a super young mom with little babies like two seconds ago. Now I am in my late twenties (that sounds better than 29, right?), and my oldest is 7. I guess this means I finally should begin doing adult stuff, like finally memorize my password to my bank account. Or, first actually check my bank account?

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Here is a list of adult stuff I have never done and probably should do, but will never do:

-Paraelle Park

-Balance a Check Book

-Go Inside a Bank

-Do a complete load of laundry

-Learn that Diet Coke is not food/meal

-Pump Gas without asking either a worker or another customer for help/assistance/cry

-Reply to school PTA emails instead of just replying “unsubscribe” or “sorry, Netflixing”

-Use all of the laser cat calendars I buy as they are attended to be used.

-Listen to my voicemails (more realistically, delete them all so more people can leave them for me to never listen to)

-Iron clothes. Buy Iron. Dry Clean clothes

-Don’t pick my zits

-Taxes…?

-Click ‘update now’ instead of ‘remind me tomorrow’ when my computer has a new update

-try leaving the store with only one tub of ice cream and an unopened box of donuts.

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How freaking cute is this Heart Knit Cardi?! It is so soft, and runs TTS (I am wearing S). It also comes in Green, and Hot Pink. If cardigans aren’t your thing, this darling heart knit also comes in a turtle neck sweater!

All of those are on sale, and you can get an extra 10% OFF with code: THX10

My favorite pair of under $100 denim (only $88!) are these Ripped Levi’s.

My Gucci Sunglasses are on sale for over $200, plus you can get an extra 40% off them with code: HOLIDAY17

Photography by: Kendall Halliburton


Originally published at Dress Me Blonde.

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