My name is Brian. Cumulonimbus clouds are my favorite.
I almost fell off a cliff during a hike when I was 9.
You know, I don’t really care for new-year resolutions.
I don’t have any specifically for 2017. If someone asks, I come up with cute little general goals that sound nice…
Pack your bags, kids. We’re moving to Thailand because the Western world is going to shit and I can’t take it anymore.