HARALD BLUETOOTH A TRUE STORY

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Proudly claimed by both Denmark and Norway as their unifying king, Harald Bluetooth, aka Haraldr blátǫnn Gormsson was a real person.

The PPP is pretty sure he must have been a quite crap king. I reckon he:

> “Discovered” absolutely nothing whatsoever;

> Failed to emotionally “connnect” with any new members of his kingdom;

> Regularly and without warning emotionally “disconnected” from existing member of his kingdom that he DID have a “connection” with;

> Spent large amount of time doing nothing, spinning in circles.