If you can’t write one, don’t. It’s not easy.
It’s not going to happen.
I’m on my second. And the only reason why is because I cannot not write them.
I love it too much. And you don’t. Stop forcing things.
I’m in a mood, eh?
If you are still reading this:
You see what I did right?
That’s called “tough love”. I said harsh things so you would believe in yourself.
Now, when you write your novel, you will thank me. And you will thank me in the form of money.
Please email me so I can give you the address you shall send a % of your royalties to.
You are welcome.