Why I Chose To Write A Medium Article.

I am so great. But I am also a victim. I am the most moral person on Earth. Something bad happened to me but I am great. Nobody understands how great I am.

Listen, I noticed something wrong with society that also has to do with my experience at Starbucks. Nobody has ever experienced Starbucks like I experienced Starbucks. I was a righteous victim at Starbucks. Society doesn’t realize what they did to me at that Starbucks. And everything bad that happens to me is a reflection of a broader societal problem we must discuss.

Listen, I need to show my friends what a good sad smarty I am. I am so good. I am so sad. I am so smart. I am gooder and sadder and smarter than everyone. And if I am the victim of something, my good sad smart voice will be heard.

I pooped myself at Starbucks. And that’s why I chose to write a Medium article.