Please Tell My Future Husband

• To be less cute HAHA omg
• I’m a nightmare but those are healthy to have
• I’m competitive in bed and it makes sex not fun but more like hard labor
• Flamingoes smell bad but they’re so pretty lol what??
• I can control when I get my period. And when he gets his.
• I Love using dance as a weapon
• Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning whiskey ;)
• Idk what cunt means!!
• rly don’t believe in dinosaurs at this point
• I have killed a few different rodents with my hands
• My pussy won’t talk to me anymore
• The number 99 is stressful to me for obvious reasons
• I have too much homework!!!!
• I read poems to the point of exhaustion
• We will have a destination divorce in Maui and become free and radiant under the energy sun