Russian Federative Rap
Hello, my american friend. How is it there on the other side of a globe? Here you go, this is russian rap. You think it’s a copy of yours? It’s ok, I understand. I heard it all before.

First let me introduce myself. My name is Anya, but it’s okey you can call me Hannah, course no matter how many times I’ll try to teach you that ‘ya’ should sound like one letter, you’ll still pronaunce it with a little pause between ‘Y’ and ‘A’. I studied in USA for 3 years in Diablo Valley College, CA. Well, as you can understand i have been here before. Anytime I showed people Husky they all would say, that he tries to look black. Once i even had a quarrol with a BLM activist from my school, when she said that russian rap is a ‘cultural oppropriation’. And trust me we know it. We know that we should feel thankfull to NWA and 2pac for bringing the greatness in our life and blessing us with the music genre that is responsible for a Russian political opposition now. Wait what. You are surprised? Well let me tell you about some place that I call the motherhood.
This is Russia. It’s been only 27 years since we call this country like that, and from now own I will pay respect to my country by calling her ‘Her’. So you imagine a white russian 27 year old with a blondish hair made in a long cornrow. She is young, and her mother has been in abusive relationship with a red man for more than 70 years. This man drained mom, closed her from world around her mother, send Her brothers and sisters to wars an then into gulags, created total hunger and discrimination, he raped her mom and we all watched it. And it wasn’t first time. Her grandmother wasn’t in better situation as she was slaved by a family that inslaved not only granny, but her children too. And now it’s Her turn. She got married to a young soldier who occupied her with love and happiness. But not for long, he stretch his armes around her and started to choke her and drink the oils out her breasts like it was milk sharing gold with those who leaked his ass.
If Blacks are afraid that they would be shot by a cop, we know we will be. If Americans are afraid of injustice, we know that money would judge us. We won’t have pansion, the whole country is drowning in projects. My God became corrupt and started to hypnotyze people in humility. My people can’t fight, course we know we going to lose, course we are surrounded by mentally raped generations who have no power over their thoughts.The ground She stands on is soaked with sweat and tears, liquids from her insides and blood. Her mouth is full of vomite, course She was born like that. But she had only one happiness in Her life. Her culture.
For centuries an uneducated russian wasn’t russian. For centuries my people mastered the craft of alchemy through words. We deal with life with word, with death with word, with loss with words, with abuse we deal with words. My language is so metaforical that i can swear the whole novel never once using a proper word. We wrote books as our monuments. We wrote poems as our destinies. We thought our wars through pen and paper. We have people who wrote novels using only double and triple rhymes. We had poets having somewhat rap battles in 18th centure. Brother, common. We wore born to take it from you. And if we wouldn’t have taken it, we would have created it. I don’t need to prove that. Just look how we fuck in battle rap.
But of course no family is without idiot. But we laugh at those who copy you. In Russia to be Americanised is an insult. The critics will eat you alive for being too black. We will joke on those, course you have Compton and we have cities wher Compton would be a five star resort.
We give you russian dream on a cd. An only dream of every 9 year old that was born outside of a capital. He is lucky if his dad is not around, course otherwise dad’s always drunk. He beats his ass and sends him out to the streats. Where the only choice is to get in gang or go to factory. His only dream is to make that song and take his mama out. This sound familier? Course this is not only your black story. This is our white one. Course there is no race in misery and no privelage in Russia, only thiefs and people who they stil lives from.
You people look at videous and you see a copycat but you don’t listen. Then listen now. Just wait. Wait till my country is going to be born again. As every uneducated soviet dies we celebrate a new wave that is coming. A wave of young and hungry fucking Russians, who will show you who is mother in this bitch.