A Modest Proposal for Improvements to the AHCA

Making Healthcare Great Again

The AHCA is mediocre at best. But where the AHCA fails, I succeed. I know exactly how to fix healthcare and it’s a quick fix. Get rid of health insurance completely. Let the market decide how much people really want to live with their fetus-made illnesses!

Since both capitalism and healthcare rely on supply and demand, it’ll be a breeze to implement, leading to the glory days of capitalism! The days are coming where you only get a hip replacement when you’re literally the only one alive who needs one. Surgeons who foolishly focused on learning hip replacements will be swarming to help you out.

Surgeons can only longingly look at the ground when there isn’t a demand for hip replacements.

When the demand for healthcare is high, and the supply of doctors is low, there will be an easy fix. A portion of the new bill would also enable financial assistance for poor people with healthy organs. Their healthy organs to help them pay for their healthcare in the future. And if they have one sick organ, it can easily be traded in the organ market.

Alternatively, for those who for some absurd reason can’t afford their healthcare, there is yet another solution. Upbringing a child for their organs. Yes, that’s right! Finally there will be a way to make unwanted babies great again: organ farming. All in an effort to help make your healthcare even more affordable!

Organs for sale!

The United States will finally be the healthiest and happiest of all countries, all thanks to capitalism! The strategies to keep healthcare affordable for all will be unsurpassed and other countries will be copying every last detail. From the organ harvesting and beyond. And if you still can’t afford healthcare, just get knocked out with a brick instead of using anesthesia.

Hannah Irene Johnson

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