How I Perceive Missed Connections Went from the Other Point of View

There are two sides to every missed connection

Chubby Guy Wendy’s Burien tonight- m4m: Chubby Guy ahead of me in line around 8:30PM tonight. You were wearing shorts and a cap and a fleece jacket. Damn I could not help but stare. Would love to see more.

Chubby Guy’s perspective: Gonna get some Wendy’s! Should I get a frosty? What about a burger, chicken burger? Do I like chicken burgers? What am I saying — I’m getting the frosty for sure.

Charged your phone in my truck- m4w: We had some good conversation while I charged your dead phone while both of us are gyros.

Gyro Costume Enthusiast with the dead phone: I hope this rando doesn’t kill me, but I feel slightly safer knowing we are both wearing this ridiculous gyro costume and I’d probably be seen if I make a break for it and ask for help. Plus my phone is at 3% now so I can call 911.

I love my yoga teacher- m4w: But I can never tell her. I can just choose to believe she gets it. And looks away softly. Goddess in motion.

Yoga Goddess: I know Brad in my 9am class has a crush on me. It’s stupid obvious, he is terrible at yoga.