Word pie.

Jason Hannan
4 min readFeb 27, 2022

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Jason Hannan <tranimationstudios.com>

Fri, Feb 18, 8:05 AM (9 days ago)

to me

I havenhere baked you a sweet COVID pie

I detected you didn’t enjoy

the sublimeness of COVID casserole

Cuz’ I found it stepped in*n’kicked aside

Several fortnights ago

So savory?

I just left this sweets desserts at your gate,

the only one

raw crooked gate

locked me fromaway

from the dinner party

the dinner party

The Dienners

the party

yours

& plural

for COVID sake

Plural

Tis pie if gift

you will find

300 febble steps away

From where & sleep

headed.1*`````````````````````````````````````*300!!!

with this message attn.:

To:, Re:, ICO:; bcc: IOU:=$0 Is bringing sent?

I digress

I do that

As such

& Like so

It’s here & it’s steaming for you

from my sweet COVID kisses

like the risky COVID kisses

he does so swell

& often

300

Feeble steps

I counted

where I force my meals

300 feeble ones

again

I counted

Herenow @ your step

Your pod will love it

after sweating in the crowd @ Midwife

Or day drinking la giornata

@ the Mixed Up

all& fear-stricken as wet cats in Parisian dark alleys

I carried this 300

I counted

feeble steps

to your gate

Proud Crooked Guardian of your nightly dinner party

where I would only be invited

after

They’d gone & fed

You’d invite me in offering poppers

Those that make me LIMP!?

I’d say?

& Portuguese Cialis

you said best to chew

& offer again

As if to play dumb

Or just be it

We’d smash wine

In 3 bottles

Chain-smoke with a death wish charm

& I’d have to say #hetoo

more than once

was enough!

300 feeble steps

on me

I insisted on the mornings

Where we’d chain-smoke toowice

& threasy again

sniffing signals to anyall Karens

In all the Bay

putting Karl to shame

Withfor us a pot of coffee

& another one for you

You’d complain I’d $pend too much

On re$taurant$ under heatlamps

To lessen my chill
& interact

alone

As if I had a kitchen

Like yourself to cook for 3

or 4

or 6

I lost count

  • To Whomever is tasked with handling hate packages,

Stuff this in his pinhole

If not responding to the bell

Pressing it will frail him

As I did 2ice before he exclaimed, ‘I’m glad you’re not dead!” With a hearty laugh

(as if that exclude his evil message with a cackle)

“I’m just rehearsing my dingdadumbass ditch technique,

for the afterlife”, I’d recite

This pie I gift

(I hope)

with Omicream sauce still

piping hot

Is topped with a Delta-leman zest

$240K you’d say

(“A goal 10K away!”)

Getting closer everday

& I would sit & wonder

how I made it to to that day

-$62

Sold my bitcoin to subsist

Cash out my future

& watch you gloat

I chewed your Cilais

you blewed smoke up my ass

If you wanted it

Yell all that you did for me

“All that I did for you?”

Send me a bill

For all you did with/of gr-attiude

IOU.

Enjoy

Postscrrrrript: Tell em’ it was COVID isolation. Epitome? [NOT GOING TO HARM MYSELF, so cool it Karens/]

Jason Hannan

Sans Serif

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Jason Hannan

ARTIST (oil, design), PLAYWRIGHT (produced), SENSUALIST POET (published) & MAGIC BEAN BUYER! (visit ogre's lonely wife?)