Jared SchwartzFirst 5 months with a puppy: it actually gets better even though you think you’ll never sleep againLet’s pick up where we left off, shall we?Jan 17, 2017Jan 17, 2017
Jared SchwartzFirst 5 days with a puppy, or what it’s like to be simultaneously miserable and ecstaticMe in 2013: “I want to get a dog but maybe not for a few years.”Aug 4, 20166Aug 4, 20166
Jared SchwartzThe Things I SavedIn 2015, I went on 27 first dates, and here’s how they broke down by location:May 23, 20162May 23, 20162