20 Funny & Witty Graduation Messages

Graduation is a time to celebrate achievements and the start of a new chapter. Want to add humour to your congratulatory message? Here are some of our top suggestions:

1. “Congratulations on completing the easiest part of your life!”
2. “Time to put that degree to work… or just frame it nicely on your wall.”
3. “Good luck in the real world!”
4. “You did it! Now the fun begins. Welcome to adulting.”
5. “May your cap fly as high as your dreams!”
6. “Remember, the tassel is worth the hassle.”
7. “Graduation: where you trade one hat for another!”
8. “Time to spread your wings and… find a job.”
9. “You graduated! Now it’s time to get paid.”
10. “You’ve graduated! Time to binge a new series.”
11. “Welcome to the world of bills, taxes, and no breaks.”
12. “You’re officially too cool for school. Congrats!”
13. “Congrats, Grad! Now you’re qualified to be underpaid.”
14. “Welcome to adulting. We’ve been waiting for you!”
15. “Remember, college is like a fountain of knowledge — and the students are there to drink.”
16. “You’ve got the degree, now comes the debt. Congrats!”
17. “You’ve graduated! Time to panic about your future.”
18. “Congrats! You now have a piece of paper that says you’re smart.”
19. “You’re done! Now it’s time to become a contributing member of society… eventually.”
20. “Congrats, Grad! Now you can write ‘degree holder’ in your social media bio.”

These messages are sure to add a touch of humor to any graduation celebration. Celebrate the grads in your life with a greeting card and that makes them laugh and feel proud of their accomplishments. Congratulations to the class of 2024!