I Am A Cyclist, And I Am Here To Fuck You Up
kelly catchpole

Does the spandex and the clip-in shoes do that to you? You don’t really feel so persecuted do you? Won’t you please at least not blaze through stop signs and red lights, because I really do not want to look up from texting and see you flying through the air. I ride a bicycle too, it just doesn’t make me quite so bitter. Safe riding out there.

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