Funny St Patrick’s Day Wishes Greetings and Images

4 min readMar 15, 2017

Funny St Patrick’s Day Wishes — Greet your friends, relatives and family members on the occasion of Saint Patricks Day. This day is observed by Irish people and people of Irish descent, Catholic Church, Anglican Communion, Eastern Orthodox Church & Lutheran Church. And now its celebrated around the world and it’s also called as Feast of Saint Patrick, Patrick’s Day, Lá Fheile Pádraig, (St) Paddy’s Day, (St) Patty’s Day. Here we sharing with you worlds the best collection of Funny St Patrick’s Day Wishes for greeting. Send these wishes and greeting to people and wish them a happy St Patrick’s Day. Hope you all going to like this awesome collection.

Funny St Patrick’s Day Wishes and Greetings

Funny St Patrick’s Day Wishes

Ireland is a beautiful land, but it isn’t near as beautiful as you.
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven
Half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
There’s a dear little plant that grows in our isle,
’Twas St Patrick himself, sure, that set it;
And the sun on his labor with pleasure did smile,
And with dew from his eye often wet it.
It thrives through the bog, through the brake, and the Ireland;
And he called it the dear little shamrock of Ireland…
For ’this green, green, green, where the ruined towers are gray, And it’s green, green, green, all the happy night and day; Green of leaf and green of sod, green of ivy on the wall, And the blessed Irish shamrock with the fairest green of all.
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. — Brendan Behan
Funny St Patrick’s Day Quotes
May you live to be a hundred years
With one extra year to repent.
I must be a four leaf clover because I am lucky to be with you!
May the dust off your carriage wheels blind the eyes of your foes.
May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light,
May good luck pursue you each morning and night.
May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.
Funny St Patrick’s Day
There are only two kinds of people in the world. The Irish and those who wish they were. — Irish Saying
May those who love us, love us
And those who don’t love us,
May God turn their hearts
And if he can’t turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles
So we will know them by their limping!
Your wee leprechaun wants to grant you three wishes tonight.
May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.
And about her courts were seen
Liveried angels robed in green,
Wearing, by St Patrick’s bounty,
Emeralds big as half the county.
Anyone acquainted with Ireland knows that the morning of St. Patrick’s Day consists of the night of the 17th of March flavored strongly with the morning of the 18th.
-Irish Blessing
St Patricks Day Quote and Picture
The shamrock on an older shore
Sprang from a rich and sacred soil
Where saint and hero lived of yore,
And where their sons in sorrow toil.
May you have the hindsight to know where you’ve been, the foresight to know where you are going, and the insight to know when you have gone too far.
-Irish Blessing
There are only two kinds of people in the world. The Irish and those who wish they were. — Irish Saying
St Patrick’s Day Greetings