No, We won’t be FUCKING any Time soon!
Not even in your dreams.

A profile text, to keep away the wrong crowd…

Just follow three basic rules.

  • Be as honest and cold as you can be.
  • Write as fast, as coded and as chunky as you can (People disappear, when they can’t keep up)
  • Ask real questions about family, childhood memories, sins of the past etc. (asking about self-truths scares people away)

Dating platforms are packed with people who enjoy fuck-texting.
Yes, there is such a thing as fuck-texting.
It is being sent let’s-fuck related text by a complete stranger.
It goes like this… 
"you are so hot, let’s fuck"
"My tongue-action game is bananas. You won’t be disappointed"
"You have a nice profile, nice body… body parts, lets fuck" … 
"I am not interested in your name or your story. All i want are the goodies"
SEX, 
SEX, 
SEX.
I am not a prude, don’t get me wrong. I can get down and dirty, if i have to, just not with a stranger, whose first words to me are "Let’s FUCK", instead of a decent, polite, well constructed "Hallo"
I know, sex is important,
And i dare say very essential. 
Who doesn’t like a bit of sex, 
Right? 
But that’s not what this is about or is it? 
"I didn’t come here to fuck or be fucked by you" 
I usually don’t lie, but i just did. 
Truths, 
Lies, 
Partial-truths, 
An amalgamation of truths and lies?
Mixed metaphors and anecdots,
Which one is it? 
All the huffing and puffing for a quick lay? 
A quick zipper toggle? 
A quick fuck? 
You wanna screw me deep and hard, 
Sweat and nature’s juices dripping out of you, 
ME, 
OR do you want me to do that to you, 
For you, 
With you? 
You are mistaken. 
Mum and Dad didn’t lie, when they told you i was a great shot. 
You would be lucky to have me, 
All of me for yourself. 
The crazy, kind, smart, funny, me... and did i mention sexy? 
I can rock your world in ways your mind can’t even begin to comprehend.
But i am not here to be exploited…
You will be sent for, 
When you are needed… you just lost the game,
Duces.
We are in a jungle, i know but i didn’t catch the fever.
That is probably because, i am not here for the fever. What i am here for, is a conversation.
I am into mature (No, i don’t mean anyone 20, 30, 40 years older than me)
With mature, I mean "a smart, funny, humble, human, kind, diligent, conversationalist" who actually has something to say.
Maybe that one person who gets it is you? 
Just say "HI" and we’ll go from there...

Henry Lyonga N. (Lyon H. Hardeson )
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