Colonists Hate Her! Check Out These Weird Tricks She Uses To Help You Paint With All The Colors Of The Wind

Ever since the British landed in the New World to find Spaniard gold and colonize the region, one Native American woman named Pocahontas has been driving them stark raving mad! See, the colonists depend on teaching their men to dehumanize the Native Americans to the point that brutally butchering them won’t seem like such a bad thing, but Pocahontas is being a real stick in the mud! Slowly but surely, she is proving to anyone who will listen that you can paint with all the colors of the wind. And the British are highly irritated!

“This woman is the very definition of dangerous. She speaking poison into the ears of my men and I will stop at nothing to see her head on a pike,” said Governor Ratcliffe, leader of the English settlers. “She is compromising our mission to find gold. I know it’s here. Do you know where it is?! Tell me!”

One of Pocahontas’ tricks is realize that the Earth is not for the taking because it is a living, breathing organism composed of sub-organisms that make up the greater whole that is the world. She even believes that every rock has a life, has a spirit, has a name.

“I’m not quite sure about the rock bit, but Pocahontas is a stunning beauty, is she not? Do you know if she has any suitors? I would very much like to bed her,” said John Smith.

Another trick is to understand that white English people aren’t the only people who are people because there are other types of people, people like Native Americans. Those people were actually people-ing before the colonist people ever came and even though her people don’t look like those people, they’re actually people just as much as any group of British people. All you have to do is walk in the footsteps of a people who aren’t you to understand their different life as different people.

“We strolled about the forest for hours. She kept asking me if I ever talked to a bobcat before or let an eagle tell me where he’s been. She told me that the rainstorm and the river were her brothers, and that she was friends with a heron and an otter. Honestly, I’m so invested in this that her being crazy doesn’t bother me that much. I just want to make this work,” said John Smith.

Her final trick is to pull back the veil of disconnect to truly experience life and the beauty of Mother Nature: listen to the wolf cry at the blue corn moon, sing with the voices of the mountain, run on hidden trails, and eat sun-sweet berries. Her theory is that everything in this world is connected to each other in a circle, in a hoop that never ends. Once you recognize these truths, you will, as she says, be able to paint with all the colors of the wind.

Whatever that means!