Harmony Prom DixonThe Secret to Selling Anything Online with Killer Writing (From Wart Genies to Pics of Your Little…Relatable humor. You’ve got to snatch your reader by their optical testicles and tickle their tummy or else they’ll instantly get bored and…Feb 15, 2023Feb 15, 2023
Harmony Prom DixonHow not to write a cold sales email (unless you’re trying to bore your prospects to death)The greatest fear of every small business owner — especially if you’re “a creative” — is sending an email to a potential client that…Jan 15, 20231Jan 15, 20231
Harmony Prom DixonFlorida Man Leaves Job at Burger King, Steals “All Their Nuggets” Because “Fuck It”“You’re late,” my manager grumbled as he smoothed his greasy hair back before replacing his hat embroidered with the vintage Burger King…Nov 10, 2022Nov 10, 2022
Harmony Prom DixonWeird Compliments, Zygotes, and Pot Metaphors—a Lesson on ThrivingSomeone trying to get into my pants once compared me to a desert rose, stubborn and blooming despite the unyielding terrain where I was…Nov 8, 20222Nov 8, 20222
Harmony Prom DixonThe Night My Boyfriend Went MissingI thought my boyfriend was dead.Nov 4, 20221Nov 4, 20221
Harmony Prom DixonHow to Avoid a Political Debate With Republicans This Holiday SeasonIf you hear someone say, “I’m fiscally conservative but socially liberal,” and find out they voted for Trump, your instinct will be to…Nov 3, 2022Nov 3, 2022
Harmony Prom DixonThe #1 Trick to Rocket out of a Writing FunkWriter’s block isn’t real. GAH! Stop throwing pickles at me.Nov 2, 2022Nov 2, 2022
Harmony Prom DixonA Writer’s Oasis — Ergonomics, Deranged Sticky Notes, and Leaf blowersMy arms burn like they’re slathered in icy hot, but it’s my own fault. I wasn’t taking myself seriously as a writer. I’d curl up in my bed…Nov 1, 2022Nov 1, 2022
Harmony Prom DixonHow the Pandemic Launched My Writing CareerIn the spring of 2020, I was disinfecting groceries with Lysol wipes before my kids could touch anything, sweating bullets of pure…Oct 31, 2022Oct 31, 2022
Harmony Prom DixonEscape the OrdinarySo, if you’re going to die anyways, why not do it in head-to-toe pleather while pressing send on that query letter?Oct 20, 20221Oct 20, 20221
