I’m Going To England And France This Week To Ask Foreigners About Trump.
Allan Ishac

Allan, asked Willie Nelson about sending you off using “On The Road Again”, but he suggested TrumPooning “Always On My Mind”:


Maybe we haven’t loved you
Quite as Putin as we could have
Maybe we didn’t treat you
Quite as Lavrov as we should have
If we made you feel unworthy
Good, we meant to be unkind

You deserve to be maligned
Thought by now you’d have resigned

You are always on my mind
Stick this song up your behind

Original lyrics written by Daniel Thompson, Herman Davis, Carlington Dayne Morrison, Kemar Mcgregor, T. Williams • Copyright © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group, Downtown Music Publishing

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