12 Promises Donald Trump Made To His Newest, Orangest Grandchild
Allan Ishac

Allan, Joey wanted to respond to your story with a poem for Luke:
Grandpa says every newborn’s a pretty baby
Looking like your dad, you’re a solid maybe
Your grandpa pretends to be Daddy Warbucks
But no one holds you responsible that he sucks
In fact, everyone wishes you well just the same
Still, my advice to you is to change your name
Keep Luke? rhymes with puke? not to be cruel
Just sayin’ maintain space from Grandpa Fool

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