Prominent Vampire Has Audacity To Call Democrats “Not Even People”
Allan Ishac

Allan, sorry for being late but was working with Eric on his theme song, which we based on Barbra Streisand’s People. Heres how far weve gotten:

People, people who aren’t people
Are the suckist people in the world
I’m Eric, know it seems barbaric
Understand I have long since died
Can’t hide the need inside
To suck blood from more than just my charities

To be continued …