Trump Asks Merkel, “Where Can A Man Get A Good Schnitzel In This Town?”
Allan Ishac

Allan, thank you! “The Schnitzel Song” was just waiting for your prompt:
Schnitzel is the favorite treat
For little dictators to eat
“No more spoons, use little hands!”
Says the friendly Schnitzel Man
“Make sure you keep an extra one
Impressive in your leiderhosen!” 
Schnitzel Man, please serve them quick
Then down the street to turn a trick

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