Alert Preschoolers Find Alarming Pattern In Yates, Bharara, And Comey Dismissals
Allan Ishac
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Allan, that Smerts kid is pretty clever —he’s already rewriting song lyrics, the little pisser:

Where is Trumpkin?
Where is Trumpkin?
In Vlad’s House
No more spouse
How are you today, Sir?
Getting pretty horny.
Run away. 
Run away.

Where is Comey?
Where is Comey?
I’ve been fired
Undesired
How is Trump today, sir?
Think he’s running scared, kids.
I can’t say. 
Run away.

Where is Sally?
Where is Sally?
Testify!
I can’t lie!
How is Trump today, Ma’am?
Think he’s soiled his pants, kids. 
Laundry day
Run away

Where’s Bharara?
Where’s Bharara?
Writing briefs!
No relief!
How is Trump today, Sir?
Think he’s going to hang, kids.
Hell to pay
Run away

Where is Spicer?
Where is Spicer?
In the bush!
“Among” the bush!
What’s he doing in there?
Hiding from the press, kids.
He’s all done. 
Sarah won!

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